Roald Dahl is probably turning in his grave
This post is for Tara Lara’s Gallery. The theme this week is ‘Morning’. Just to show you that owning a puppy isn’t all big cute eyes and walks in the park, this is what I found, shredded, this morning, in the living room.
A pair of football trainers, 1 coloured pencil, 2 table tennis bats, 1 miniature table tennis table, a postcard depicting 5 happy pigs, 1 Roald Dahl book – Danny The Champion of the World, 1 Top Gear book, 1 LEGO Ninjago sword, 1 stuffed bear, 1 cardboard tube, 3 Moshi Monster trading cards, 1 ruler.
Out of everything it’s the Roald Dahl book that I am most annoyed about. The shame. Why couldn’t she have eaten those hideously boring rainbow fairy chapter books?























