Santa brought Buzz Lightyear to the Driver household this Christmas. Yes, he is the 4 year old’s, but I find him strangely alluring.
As I type this he is sat on the sofa giving me the eye. For real. I am not delusional. He even knows what I like to drink.
On Boxing Day morning as my sister and I dissected the goings on of the previous day I picked Buzz up. I pressed one of his buttons expecting an inspirational message.
Instead he said, “Wow! Your face got round”.
I kid you not, I had witnesses. For the past week I have tried to make him say it again and I can’t.
He has a point, my face did get rounder. I tried to tell him that I am trying to lose weight, but he just sat there … staring at me.
What’s he going to say next? “Give me a wave, Chubby, so I can see your bingo wings wobble?”
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Baby Boy has a mini Buzz, who stands there thrusting his pelvis at anyone who cares to glance at him. I was only slightly worried when I found him in bed with my husband…
Sheesh, is that grounds for divorce?
Sorry, just had to laugh at that last line *sniggers behind hand*.
New here and having fun. Ta muchly.
Glad you bobbed in!
Sorry, but had to chortle at the last line *sniggers behind hand*. New here, having a fab time reading your posts. Ta muchly.
Charmed I’m sure!! Does this mean the end of a beautiful friendship?
I might find it in my heart to forgive him if he winks at me again …
Brilliant. We have Buzz and a Woody ” now wheres my trusty steed bullseye’ again, and again and a mother freaking gain.
I was considering getting Woody for the 4 year old’s birthday. Is he abusive?
No, the opposite in fact
‘ I’d like to join your posse but first aaaam gonna sing you a lil song’
whats not to like? Oh, yes, the frigging repetiveness of course. AHHHH!
… like life with children isn’t repetitive enough?
Are you sure he didn’t say it in Spanish? I think I have fallen for Buzz please make sure you pack him when I look after the kids.
I’m not sure I want to send him to yours. I don’t want him hanging out with you, making you drinks, making eyes at you. He’s my plastic, square jawed hunk.
Your Buzz is trying to get himself a buzz! That is very cool.
Is yours too loud, too? My daughter insisted she get one for her birthday, but she doesn’t like him because he’s just too loud for her.
I did wonder if he had a quieter setting the other day when I was going through all his sayings to try and hear the ’round face’ comment again. Alas, no.
Brilliant! I’m secretly in love with Buzz. Don’t tell anyone of course.
It’s our little secret.
*laughing very much*
Tell him it’s just because ‘somebody poisoned the water hole’ and he’ll shut up.
I’ll try that next time. Play him at his own game!
That Buzz is a bit of a dish, isn’t he! Amy used to have one when she was little and I always remember walking into her room one day and it lying on the floor. As I looked down, he suddenly said, “to infinity and beyond.” I nearly shit myself!!!
CJ xx
We had a Baby Annabell that provoked that reaction once.
Love this!! Did you have a fuzzy head on Boxing Day morning?! Lets hope Buzz does some straight talking to your 4 year old too if they play up!
Are you suggesting I may have still been under the influence of Christmas Day sherry?
I’d keep an eye on that Buzz chap. Flattering you when no one was looking. Mr Driver may have one or two things to say about it!
Flattering? Is that like reverse psychology?
Is it too late to swap him for Lotso Huggin Bear? He’s very complimentary.
but not as handsome … I think it’s the square George a la George Clooney.
I loved this post, hope Buzz behaves himself from now on.
It’s doubtful. It’s onlya matter of time before he insults me again.