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What not to do with a custard cream if you are bored!
February 11, 2016

10 year old : Muuuum, I’m bored!
Me : Well, you have twenty minutes before we leave so you’ll have to find a way to amuse yourself
10 year old : OK, I’m going to do an experiment

I wander out of the kitchen leaving him alone, proud that he’s using his initiative. Seconds later I come to my senses and realise that he may follow in his Grandpa’s steps where it comes to experimentation, and could possibly maim himself. I return to find him with his nose pressed against the microwave door, peering at something rotating within.

Me : Sheesh, what are you doing?
10 year old : My experiment. I’m seeing what happens if you microwave a custard cream.
Me : Erm … OK, but while we’re on the subject what must you NEVER put in a microwave?

A look of both panic and utter glee passes across his face.

10 year old : A CUSTARD CREAM?
Me : nope, anything made of or containing metal.

Just for the record he’s discovered that absolutely nothing happens, of any great interest, if you microwave a custard cream. He has big plans for an egg and/or a melon, at 800w for 5 minutes, though.


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3 Comments


Liana
November 17, 2016 at 3:38 pm
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Haha – your son sounds just like mine! I’m forever finding random things around the house that is part of an ‘experiment’! He’s not yet tried custard creams in the microwave 🙂


Face-Painter Bristol
March 13, 2016 at 8:48 pm
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That is sooo funny! I was rather hoping it would explode, keep us posted on the egg and watermelon X


Expat Mum
March 8, 2016 at 8:57 pm
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You must report back about the egg and the watermelon.


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