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We think the Postman is grooming the dog

Written by on October 22, 2009 in BLOG - 16 Comments

The grooming I am talking about is not this sort;

Dog Grooming, the care provided for a dog’s physical appearance (especially its coat and nails), or specific work done to enhance its appearance for a show

I received the following email from the husband today;

“Just caught the Postman with his hand through the letterbox stroking Peanut, calling her ‘darlin’. He had 5 earrings, bald head and was about 55 years old.”

Really, he’s not her type.  For starters he is not made of cheese or frozen mince.

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16 Comments on "We think the Postman is grooming the dog"

  1. Laura McIntyre October 23, 2009 at 10:05 pm · Reply

    Oh well at least he was friendly lol

  2. Rebel Mother October 23, 2009 at 11:21 am · Reply

    Ha! That made me laugh…..5 earings? Has he run out of ear yet?

    RMxx

  3. Dad Who Writes October 23, 2009 at 7:31 am · Reply

    Oh. My. God.
    Now I understand why we all have to be checked ou by the CRB and M15. Worth every penny.

  4. Pippa October 22, 2009 at 8:03 pm · Reply

    I think you might need to have a word with Peanut about personal space…

  5. Claire October 22, 2009 at 7:44 pm · Reply

    This is THE funniest post I have read in ages!!!!!

  6. Brighton Mum-Teenage Angst October 22, 2009 at 4:21 pm · Reply

    Hahah! So, so funny! I’m interested to know what hubby said to the postman after discovering this ‘grooming’?

  7. aprilk October 22, 2009 at 2:57 pm · Reply

    wha ha ha ha – sigh thank you for the laugh

  8. Kim@EnjoyTheRide October 22, 2009 at 2:16 pm · Reply

    It’s the postal strikes. They just can’t get the staff anymore. I feel for peanut!

  9. Mwa October 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm · Reply

    That’s SOO funny!

  10. English Mum October 22, 2009 at 12:14 pm · Reply

    That Peanut is such a lush! And you can understand the attraction of all those studs – she probably thought they were peppercorns…

  11. leslieanne October 22, 2009 at 11:55 am · Reply

    Yikes!
    forget about the postal strike, the postal stroke is far more of a worry!

  12. Tamsin October 22, 2009 at 11:38 am · Reply

    I agree with Josie and hope he never takes it any further than a hand poking through the letter box!

    You seem to be surrounded by stange people in your village ;)

  13. Daddy October 22, 2009 at 11:28 am · Reply

    And today, he arrived smoking a cigar. Weird.

    You just don’t expect a passive dose of carcinogens from the postie, I nearly hurled my lingering man-flu over his baldy heed.

  14. Soap N Glory October 22, 2009 at 11:17 am · Reply

    PMSL, my friend thinks I have lost the pot as I am laughing at the computer!

  15. Josie @Sleep is for the Weak October 22, 2009 at 11:16 am · Reply

    Ooh that’s scary!!

    Do we need to arrange counseling for Peanut?

    Lets hope it’s just his hand he pokes through your letterbox!!
    x

  16. Insomniac Mummy October 22, 2009 at 11:13 am · Reply

    OMG! Just sprayed the elixir almost out of my nostrils!

    :D

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