Vicsshhhhhhhhhious Circle

Written by on June 23, 2009 in BLOG, The Drivers - 10 Comments

In the car on the way to the shop after school The 4 year old is singing along to Lady Gaga on the radio.

I say singing along, more mumbling then inserting the phrase ‘Poker face’ as and when.

3 year old directed towards the 4 year old – Shhhhhh

4 year old – No you shhhhhh, I am singing

Me – Both of you, stop it, it’s rude to shhhhhh someone

3 year old – I don’t like her singing, shhhhhh

Me – Well tough and stop shhhhhhing your sister, it’s rude

4 year old stops singing and 3 year old starts talking to his wooden alligator (a gift from my parent’s trip to Cyprus)

4 year old directed to her brother– Shhhhhh

Then a full blown argument ensues at which point I turn to them and say

Me – Will you both just SHHHHHH

Do as I say not as I do?

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10 Comments on "Vicsshhhhhhhhhious Circle"

  1. Laura McIntyre June 26, 2009 at 11:45 am · Reply

    LOL Sounds like something i was do .

  2. Rosie Scribble June 24, 2009 at 4:34 am · Reply

    I think you were very polite. I would have said something far worse, several things in fact!

  3. exmoorjane June 24, 2009 at 12:41 am · Reply

    Yup, I’m with EM – ‘shhhh’ sounds darn polite to me….
    The deadliest insult in our house is ‘you’re turning into your mother’….!!

    • Laura - AWNTYM June 24, 2009 at 1:56 am · Reply

      I aimagine that when she turns 5 next week we’ll crank it up a notch. I’ll be turning round in the car and saying ‘Shurrup mofos’

  4. Experimental Mum June 23, 2009 at 11:56 am · Reply

    You must have been in my car this morning, although I wasn’t just so polite!

    Hope my girls didn’t go into school and tell the teacher, “my Mum said, !*!* in the car”

    I often find myself sounding like my Mum these days too.

  5. WOB June 23, 2009 at 9:24 am · Reply

    Tsk…don’t you know your supposed to lead by example hahaha, i do the same!

  6. SandyCalico June 23, 2009 at 5:50 am · Reply

    Hilarious! We’re all turning into our mothers!!

  7. Scope June 23, 2009 at 5:44 am · Reply

    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

  8. Jo June 23, 2009 at 5:39 am · Reply

    Hello,
    Ok, I’ve found you again.
    As for Leeds, I lived in Roundhay at 7 Oakwood Ave. It was a shared house, but I had the top floor to myself for most of the time.
    Ok, back to work.
    Take care.
    x jo

  9. SingleParentDad June 23, 2009 at 2:52 am · Reply

    Exactamundo.

    I feel a ‘because I said so’ brewing.

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