“I may actually have to kill you if you do not stop whining”
“Shoo, witch go away, just GO!”
“No, I don’t want you to take a picture of my bottom
“This is NOT Jim’ll Fix It”
“It’s OK, the witch has gone, she won’t be back”
“Please don’t lick my face”
“Please stop drawing on that banana with purple felt tip
“If you wee in the bidet again I will be very cross”
“Take those balls out of your mouth now”
“No, witches do not eat children”
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16 Comments on "Things I have said to the children recently …"
Thank you, glad I’m not the only one. Am still chuckling…
Loved it!
Why do they lick our faces????
I’ve said the first one.
LOL! I have made the ball out of your mouth comment a few times here.
I can vouch that my child can fit three bouncy balls in his mouth
Sounds like bedroom talk to me! hahaha.
If you have time, can you stop by my blog – I need the blogosphere’s advice quick sharp…thank you
If only … dropped by though not sure I’m of much help!
Do your children even know who Jim’ll Fix It is? I can barely remember him!
I hope there weren’ t lots of people around while these statements were being made
They have no idea who he is, but it was after a relentless 30 minutes of ‘can you, can I, can you, can I’s’.
I think most of these statements were made in the confines of our home!
Love those, all sound very familiar.
Although I have a small child that says some great things to me. Other week whilst I was getting ready to go out, child comes into bathroom and says, “Oh Mammy you look nice. You’ve got to make sure you look good for the boys.” Yes I was left speechless after that one.
And when I’m stressed and child knows there is a bad mood on the way, she puts her hands on her hips, gives me one of those looks and says, “Mammy, just go and have a fag!” Again, speechless xx
Ha ha they are very funny. Similar threats have been used in our house!
I had to say to mine ‘put the axe down’ the other day. I never thought I’d say that. It was a real axe too. They were very pleased with it. They found it in a shop. Not an axe selling shop just a normal grocery food selling shop.
Why wouldn’t you let them take a picture of your bottom? Or lick your face?
Wouldn’t you love to be in the head of a 5 year old? How do they come up with these ideas!
…because I’m mean. There’s only so much face licking I can stand.
So, you’re getting the girls an axe for Xmas?
Hahaha, very funny. I have said similiar things recently.
Just great.
Are you sure you weren’t talking to your other half?
Maybe the bidet one … just kidding …