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Sniffing and Squeezing The Fruit and Vegetables

Written by on April 17, 2009 in My sister, THE MADNESS OF LAURA - 12 Comments

I had a rare opportunity to visit the supermarket after work last week, on the way to pick up the children from Auntie K’s.

I don’t often go to the supermarket and use online shopping. Less stressful but fairly boring as I end up ordering the same stuff every week.

I revelled in wandering round sniffing and squeezing the fruit and vegetables, looking at all the new products and committing them to memory for my next online shop.

I am an avid people watcher. In fact, avid doesn’t quite cover it … I LOVE watching people … their behaviour, interaction, foibles, habits.

I wandered with my trolley and watched the frazzled lady with her three children hanging off the trolley arguing over a Fruit Shoot; The man with his meal for one and beer perusing the condom and lubricants shelf; The old couple looking at stain removers.

Old Lady - Pointing “Is it the same as that one?”

Old Man - “I don’t know I haven’t brought my reading glasses, I can’t see what it says”

Old Lady - In loud whisper “Does it remove large areas of blood?”

The Old Man looked at his wife in horror and then at me, at which point I scurried off to peruse the cake aisle and see what else the ‘meal for one man’ had put in his basket.

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12 Comments on "Sniffing and Squeezing The Fruit and Vegetables"

  1. More than Just a Mother April 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm · Reply

    I had no idea we shopped in the same places – that may well have been me with the fruit-shoot arguing kids… ;)

  2. Selina Kingston April 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm · Reply

    Stop the online shopping. OK it’s convenient and time saving and oh, so sensible but look what you’re missing??

    I love it. I love thinking I’ve got a bargain when I BOGOF (even though I know I haven’t!) and I love looking in the trolleys of good looking blokes and working out if they’re single or not!! Sorry, was that a step too far …..

  3. Not Waving but Drowning April 19, 2009 at 9:52 am · Reply

    Come to France immediately, it’s a people watching paradise,

    GG

  4. Mum Gone Mad April 18, 2009 at 9:44 pm · Reply

    Ooer, wonder what that was all about? :)

  5. Crystal Jigsaw April 18, 2009 at 9:17 pm · Reply

    Loved this! I have often thought about getting the supermarket to deliver, there’s only one that will deliver to me as I live so far out in the sticks! But I do like the laughs one often gets at the store.

    CJ xx

  6. amy April 18, 2009 at 7:10 pm · Reply

    i love people watching and listening in to conversations whilst i’m waiting in a queue! i wonder what or who the blood stain had come from????

  7. Maternal Tales April 18, 2009 at 6:55 pm · Reply

    Ha ha. That’s great. Reminds me of the old couple in Dirty Dancing…the little ones who steal the purses!

  8. Reasons to be Cheerful 1,2,3 April 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm · Reply

    oooooh lovely!

  9. Dana's Brain April 18, 2009 at 6:03 pm · Reply

    I so love to people watch. Gaston made me laugh – one of my favorite movies!

    I also love to go grocery shopping. I never pass up a chance to go. I’m weird like that.

  10. English Mum April 18, 2009 at 5:47 pm · Reply

    Good grief. You may well have stumbled across the world’s oldest serial killer. Scary stuff.

  11. Mum's the word April 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm · Reply

    I love ‘people’ observations.
    I’m one of the worlds great people watchers too.
    Everyone is so different, even when wearing the same thing.

  12. Gaston Studio April 18, 2009 at 11:32 am · Reply

    Arsenic and Old Lace! LOL, it can be a real hoot observing others! Hmmmmm, so what else did the ‘meal for one’ man put into his shopping cart?

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