Sometimes what is said on Twitter is taken the wrong way. TOTALLY out of context.
But, it doesn’t help when your other half does the following …
On Monday night I received the following twit from The Husband, who was three floors up at the time.
Seriously? Like anyone’s ever going to believe the truth after reading that … it was for a dry patch of skin on his foot. Nothing more, nothing less. Honestly.
I don’t think @cosmicgirlie has stopped hyperventilating yet.


































16 Comments on "Totally out of context …"
I am hyperventilating now – lol x
This is the funniest blog post I have ever read in my entire life. And I’ve read a lot of blog posts, don’t you know. Brilliant!
oooof vaseline to bed…. ooooof
Oh, I remember that tweet — it made me about choke on my cuppa tea! Hilarious!!
PS It’s nothing to be ashamed of at all.
Hahaha! Reminds me of that old Elastica song ‘Vaseline’!
You made me spit my coffee all over my computer screen!!!
I think those of us whose husbands are not on Twitter are the lucky ones
After that, the Vaseline will ONLY be for his foot for quite some time, I can only imagine.
(Wait, do I want to use “Vaseline” and “imagine” in the same sentence there?)
*snigger*
you’re such a couple of the noughties (or should that be ‘naughties’?) – tweeting each other from different rooms in the house!
Well I say, let’s go back to the nineties when a verbal conversation or, if you were lucky, a text message was sufficient.
I just wanted to say *snigger* but your bossy blog told me that wasn’t long enough..
Clearly your snigger wasn’t loud or long enough!
I find people taking things out of context to be a right pain in the arse.
Fnarrrrrr Fnarr
ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! God the mental images, the thoughts…
I can’t even say cock cos AARRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
*shudder*
Oh you love it, the mental torture, of thinking ‘was it really his foot’?