It was a very sophisticated affair … I wore a plastic penis tiara

Written by on December 1, 2010 in BLOG - 16 Comments

It’s Tara’s Gallery again, this week the theme is ‘Celebration’.

Recently I found an album that teacher Friend Mother of Three (TFMo3) made of my hen do. Five long years ago we descended upon Harvey Nichols restaurant in Leeds. It was a very sophisticated affair.

The sophistication is indicated by the plastic penis tiara that I proudly wore all evening.

TFMo3 had provided hand stitched, no less, party bags for everyone containing a plethora of items, including rocket balloons. Just as she blew up her second balloon, the waiter came over and had a word in her ear. No more rocket balloons were to be released in the restaurant. This would have been fine had TFMo3 not just blown one up which she was holding in her hand. Due to the passage of time, and the amount of vodka I drank that night, I can’t remember what she did but, I have a feeling she took herself to the toilet and released that final rocket balloon in a toilet cubicle by herself.

It was absolutely fab. I have some amazing friends … I just wish I was that thin again!

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16 Comments on "It was a very sophisticated affair … I wore a plastic penis tiara"

  1. Beckickles December 3, 2010 at 2:05 pm · Reply

    You look really happy and ever so pretty on these pics. Looks like you had a great time – loving the tiara XD

    xx

  2. spudballoo December 2, 2010 at 11:24 am · Reply

    Snort, so classy…so elegant…so..so…..um, phallic? xx

  3. Christine Mosler December 1, 2010 at 4:06 pm · Reply

    You wore it well! Looks such fun!

  4. CherishedByMe December 1, 2010 at 12:23 pm · Reply

    Looks great fun!!

  5. Karin @ Cafe Bebe December 1, 2010 at 12:17 pm · Reply

    You know my penchant for tiaras…I simply must have this one!

    Love your boob-lift pic as well. I’d expect nothing less from you! :D

    Karin

  6. Domestic goddesque December 1, 2010 at 12:16 pm · Reply

    That looks like a very sophisticated hen ;-)

  7. DD December 1, 2010 at 11:13 am · Reply

    You look gorgeous! Btw, are you sure that’s a penis?

  8. Canadian Bald Guy December 1, 2010 at 11:08 am · Reply

    Well honestly…it’s not a real party until SOMEBODY has worn a plastic penis tiara.

  9. Laura CYMFT December 1, 2010 at 11:00 am · Reply

    I like the first photo. It looks like the man is trying to get the bottle of booze back from you and you’re prepared to fight him for it!

  10. Mrs worthington December 1, 2010 at 10:35 am · Reply

    Do you know I have only just realised that you wore a penis tiara and I was there!

  11. Nic's Notebook December 1, 2010 at 10:21 am · Reply

    Oh well, you’re a sophisticated lady after all!! Fab photos :)

  12. JulieB December 1, 2010 at 9:39 am · Reply

    Now I’m jealous that I didn’t get one at my hen do. Clearly I have rubbish friends. Can I borrow yours?

    • Laura - AWNTYM? December 1, 2010 at 9:47 am · Reply

      I still have it. Surely every girl needs one.

  13. Ness December 1, 2010 at 8:35 am · Reply

    Haha! That’s briliant. I am hoping someone gets me a plastic penis tiara for my hen do.
    if people say they want classy hen parties it’s always a lie. Everyone wants a bit of tat. It’s part of the fun!!

  14. Emma December 1, 2010 at 8:16 am · Reply

    Looks great, how you can not have fun with a plastic penis tiara on your head!

  15. SeaThreePeeO December 1, 2010 at 8:15 am · Reply

    Looks like a great celebration and I am lovin g the plastic penis tiara!

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