I got to work this morning, I work in an old converted mill. We are lucky that we have our own toilet in our office, but there are also some toilets that service the rest of the mill. This was stuck to the door of the male toilets.
It made my Monday morning …
POLITE NOTICE
There is a male person who works in [THE MILL] whose behaviour defies belief. I actually know who you are, and you certainly know who you are!
This person regularly defecates (lays a cable, curls one out, drops a log, has a “Brad Pitt”, the list could go on) and not only fails to flush the toilet, he doesn’t bother to wash his hands either. By the looks of the horrific, stomach-churning discovery I made this morning in these very toilets, he probably doesn’t bother to wipe his arse either.
This person may be happy to live like an animal, but his behaviour is actually putting the health of the vast majority of civilised males in this building in jeopardy. Nobody wants to touch a door handle which has been handled by someone who’s got faeces on their hands.
My message to this person – and I’m sure the majority of males in this building will concur – is can you please flush the toilet after you and make sure you wash your hands, you repulsive specimen.
Even cats go further to clean up after themselves than you do.
Like I say, I do know who you are, and I will make it public is I make any similar gruesome discoveries!!!!
27 Comments on "Dropping a log …"
disgusting behavior, certainly not worth as human beings behave like those in the wild or forest.
ewww how disgusting.
The toilets at my work are often horrid. It never fails to amaze me. Are these people do horrid at home. Is it really so hard to flush the toliet and clean after yourself.
Hope they do name and shame him.
We had a phantom shitter who regularly sprayed the walls, in the ladies no less. In an extended case of she who smelt it – it appears the accuser was in fact the culprit. Ewk. I walk in the opposite direction if ever I see her now.
Is it your boss? The accountant? The man from the Model agency? Ooooh, no… I know who it is, one of the guys from my old offices, S*mon ‘log jammer’ H*liday S*les Rep?
If anyone has just received their holiday confirmation in the post, best take a close look at your pinkies, preferably under your thumb nail – just in case…
You’ll notice I asterisked his name and profession so he’ll never know we are referring to him
Ew. Like being back at university.
But the writer did make one mistake. Either he wipes his bum, or he doesn’t have faeces on his hands. Can’t have it both ways.
Now, I thought that too, then I thought maybe he wipes his bum with his hand … then I was sick.
You can’t beat a spot of public humiliation!
Ewwwwwww! How awful. I once worked with an older lady who left bits of loo roll all over the place. We finally had to say something to her and she was mortified, bless but never did it again.
PS Over here the one I love is where they call it taking the Cleveland Browns to the superbowl. Cracks me up everytime.
EEEEWWWWWWW!
Apparently my comment was too short, so…
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!
We have a phantom shitter at work. He actually manages to get poo on the loo seat when he descends on the toilets.
Snort…I remember a similar phantom pooer in the halls of residence at uni. A similar notice went up. Made no difference.
Still, crap in the toilet…vomit up the walls…hard to know which was worse. Boak.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
But good for the person who put up the notice. lol
Looks like the shit is going to hit the fan at your place.
Very funny post. Lests hop he gets the message. S x
Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Did it actually say ‘lays a cable’? OMG!!!
Yes, and I instantly thought Linda must work in the mill too!
It IS really disturbing to see a toilet full of poop and no paper!
Do you know who it was?
Ew! And..EW!
When I saw your tweet I suspected a little play on words, a little tease, a little ‘come on punters’ followed by a post about lumberjacks or Christmas Log manufacturers, but no….It’s poo….Ewwww!
Next time I talk about laying cable it will be a really interesting story about the installation of cable TV, I promise!
*snigger* Laura if you know who it is, you’re gonna have to spill.
And also? OMG EW.
I don’t know who it is, thank god.
I am wondering if the phantom crapper might leave a retort tomorrow.
That’s completely and utterly disgusting!
I must say I love the fact that it says “Polite Notice” and then proceeds to include the words “arse” “dropping a log” and “you repulsive specimen”. Classic! x
We had someone like that in college. We called the “The Mad Shitter”.
There was usually a lot of blood involved.
And a lot of corn.
Ew. Ew. Ew.
(Sorry WordPress if that comment is too short for you, but really I don’t think I can say much more on this subject!)
Great notice, but Brad Pitt? I believe the correct term is an Eartha Kitt!
Do you know who the mystery dumper is?
I’ve never heard of someone going for a Brad Pitt either. … and for that, I’m glad!