Every so often I like to ask the 5 year old questions to see what she thinks of life.
Clearly she is delusional … apart from the Tooth Fairy question.
What’s Daddy’s job?
He earns lots of money
How old do you have to be to drive a car?
How old is Mummy?
How old is Daddy?
When Grandma babysits, where do you think Mummy and Daddy are?
Probably at a cafe drinking tea
What do you think the Queen looks like?
She’s 80, beautiful and wears a dress
What does your brother do to annoy you?
Bashes me with his dump truck
Where are you going on holiday this year?
Where on earth is Dennis?
When you go to VENICE in Italy what will you do?
Swim all the time. I will also eat lots of pizza and sweets.
Where do babies come from?
How do the babies get inside their Mummies?
I don’t know that yet
How much money should the Tooth Fairy leave per tooth?
How much pocket money do you think you should get per week?
Enough to buy a puppy
Who is most clever … Mummy or Daddy?
Daddy, because he makes dogs out of yoghurt pots
If you were a Mummy what would you let your children do that I don’t?
I’d let them go out on their own, have sleepovers every night, buy jewels and I’d let them watch TV forever.