A recipe for peach water as described by the 4 year old.
- Wake up, have a stretch, scratch left butt cheek
- Wake 3 year old brother from LOUD snoring slumber
- Coerce brother through bossy stares and silent gesticulating to go downstairs and find an empty water bottle
- Be even more bossy, direct brother to fill water bottle half way with tap water in the bathroom
- Add 1/4 of a peach coloured toilet roll (NB At this point you can substitute for green (mojito) or pink (strawberry daquiri))
- Take it in turns to shake bottle
- Stand back, admire work
- Send brother off to wake dog/have a poo/look at books
- Wake Mum and show new fangled peach water … proudly
- Wonder why mother isn’t enthusiastic about toilet paper wastage
- Decide after berating from mother that peach water will be a one hit wonder
- Brother who was having a poo and completely bypassed mother’s berating repeats steps 3-5 the following evening
- Peach water making ends with an ‘it wasn’t me’ gesticulation complete with shocked face when mother finds peach water manufacturer silently shaking bottle (step 5)
The Ingredients
Delicious Peach Water
English Mum keeps sending me subliminal messages I managed to make English Mum’s dark chocolate peanut butter brownies … a few times now; a triumph after my failings at the ‘muffin off’ with Single Parent Dad. It doesn’t last very long round here and according to the 13 year old is lovely with cream.
Yummaha Yummaha
6 Comments on "A recipe for Peach Water"
Hee Hee. Have to love bathroom creations.
At least he didn’t use toilet water!
Oh brilliant! Evian would be proud!!
Great new look, Laura! Also, very temting brownies.
Peach water – what a concept!! Kind of a gross one, but whatever works…
I seriously want a brownie now.
Hmmmm, not sure the peach water will catch on – maybe a little dry on the palate…
..but the brownies on the other hand? They’re looking very gorgeous! I wonder what absolute genius made that recipe up?!
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